1) I reached 10,000 total miles on my current road bike. That took a few years. John, you and your bike probably have me trumped by a significant multiple.
2) I cleared out all the old computer equipment I had been hoarding, unwilling to let them go because of their ~$10,000 cumulative cost. I managed to recyle 7 PCs, 5 CRT monitors, 4 inkjet printers, and an old TiVo box, along with a box of CD/DVD drives, and a ton of cables.