Just Don't Want To

If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we've got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

-- Stephen Colbert (1964-), American political satirist, "Jesus is a Liberal Democrat", The Colbert Report, 16 December 2010