Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, October 15, 2026

Studying Economics

The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.

-- Joan Robinson FBA (1903 - 1983), British post-Keynesian economist, Contributions to Modern Economics (1978) Chapter 7, "Marx, Marshall and Keynes", p. 75

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

All Beginning Is Dangerous

All Beginning is Dangerous.  The Poet can choose whether to raise emotion from one grade to another, and so finally to exalt it to a great height -- or to try a surprise attack, and from the start to pull the bell-rope with might and main.  Both processes have their danger -- in the first case his hearer may run away from him through boredom, in the second through terror.

-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), German philosopher, cultural critic, and writer, Human, All Too Human (1878) Aphorism #163

Monday, October 12, 2026

Once-Chosen Path

GOAL AND PATH - Many are obstinate with regard to the once-chosen path, few with regard to the goal.

-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), German philosopher, cultural critic, and writer, Human, All Too Human (1878) Part II, Aphorism 494, page 241

Tuesday, October 06, 2026

Knowledge Is More

Knowledge is more than equivalent to force.  The master of mechanicks laughs at strength.

-- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), British author, linguist, and lexicographer, The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia (1759) Ch. XIII

Monday, October 05, 2026

Diligence And Skill

Few things are impossible to diligence and skill.

-- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), British author, linguist, and lexicographer, The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia (1759) Ch. XII

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Wouldn't It?

It would be nice to be unfailingly, perpetually, remorselessly funny, day in and day out, year in and year out until somebody murdered you, now wouldn't it?

-- Robertson Davies CC (1913 - 1995), Canadian novelist, playwright, and professor, The Diary of Samuel Marchbanks (1947)

Friday, September 18, 2026

The Last Thing

The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you're the same fool.

-- Ray Bradbury (1920 - 2012), American fantasy, horror, science fiction, and mystery writer, Dandelion Wine (1957) p. 62

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Yet You Refuse

That is why you are so troubled.  You see through the deception, yet you refuse to see through the deception.

-- Brian Wilson Aldiss (1925 - 2017), English writer of general fiction and science fiction, Aboard the Beatitude (2002) in Science Fiction: DAW 30th Anniversary, May 2002

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Another Man

I've never met another man I'd rather be.

-- Charles Bukowski (1920 - 1994), US poet and novelist, in Bukowski: Born Into This (2002)

Tuesday, September 01, 2026

Names That Vary

The U.S. Geographic Names Information System (GNIS) has formally changed the name for "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America" in the United States.  Since we update Google Maps to reflect name changes in official government sources, which is GNIS for the U.S., people using Maps in the U.S. will see "Lake America," those in Canada will continue to see "Lake Ontario," and those outside of the U.S. and Canada will see both names.  These updates follow our long-standing policy for bodies of water with names that vary from country to country, and are starting to roll out now.

-- Google, Inc via their blog, "How the GNIS Lake Ontario/Lake America name change in the U.S. will appear in Maps" (29 August 2026)

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

RIP Dolly Parton

My joke [is that] if I have any regrets, it's that I got caught with some of the stuff that I had no regret about.

-- Dolly Rebecca Parton (19 January 1946 - 25 August 2026) was an American singer-songwriter, instrumentalist, actress, author, and philanthropist, known primarily for her work in country music, "Dolly Parton on style, stardom and sexists: 'I know how to push men off and get the hell away'" The Guardian (9 October 2023)

Friday, August 21, 2026

Blessed Are The Young

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.

-- Herbert Hoover (1874 - 1964), 31st president of the United States, address to the Nebraska Republican Conference, Lincoln, Nebraska (16 January 1936)

Thursday, August 20, 2026

Straight In The Eye

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

-- Garrison Keillor (1942 -), American novelist, humorist, and public radio personality, as quoted in Precision Shooting : The Trapshooter's Bible‎ (1998) by James Russell, p. 54

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

At Machine Speed

Technical debt can now be generated at machine speed.

-- Muhammad Rafi, Professor at National University of Computer and Emerging Sciences-FAST, "I really miss coding the way I used to in the old days" on the use of AI in software development, via LinkedIn (14 August 2026)

Tuesday, August 18, 2026

The Latest Trend

To the dismay of paleontologists and researchers in the field, a Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton set a record after being auctioned at Sotheby's for $50.1 million.  It's the latest in a trend that turns scientific specimens and artifacts into collector's items for the uber-wealthy, a trend that has been largely condemned by the people who want to keep these fossil records out of the luxury collectibles industry and firmly in the public trust.  It is legitimately gatekeeping science; a 2025 study of T. rex skeletons found that at the time, there were just 61 fossils in public trusts compared to 71 privately held. Museums simply cannot compete against a committed -illionaire.

-- NumLock News (16 July 2026) by Walt Hickey, citing "What science loses when T. rex becomes a trophy" by Kristi Curry Rogers at The Conversation

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

A Great Aptitude

Genius is nothing else than a great aptitude for patience.

-- Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon (1707 - 1788), French naturalist, mathematician, cosmologist, and author, reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)

Monday, August 10, 2026

Once A Year

Everyone is a genius at least once a year.  The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799), German scientist, satirist, and philosopher, Aphorisms (1779-1788)

Tuesday, August 04, 2026

He Knows Too Much

The dilemma of the critic has always been that if he knows enough to speak with authority, he knows too much to speak with detachment.

-- Raymond Thornton Chandler (1888 - 1959), American novelist and screenwriter, "A Qualified Farewell" (essay, early 1950's), published in The Notebooks of Raymond Chandler (1976)

Friday, July 31, 2026

Nobody Ever Made

Nobody ever made a grammatical error in a non-literate society. 

-- Marshall McLuhan (1911 - 1980), Canadian philosopher, futurist, and communications theorist, The Gutenberg Galaxy (1962) p. 271

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

A Rear-View Mirror

We look at the present through a rear-view mirror.  We march backwards into the future.

-- Marshall McLuhan (1911 - 1980), Canadian philosopher, futurist, and communications theorist, The Medium is the Massage (1967)