Friday, August 06, 2021

I Just Think That They Pong

Sea lions are not like seals, the fools,
They have articulated flippers,
Go to private boarding schools,
And wear expensive slippers.

Sea lions are so snooty,
They are smooth and trim,
And none of them are cutey,
Because they're all too slim.

Sea lions get up my nose.
They show off to crowds,
They prance about and pose.
They're far too pompously proud.

I'm not saying they're stercoricolous,
Don't get me wrong,
I'm not at all jealous.
I just think that they pong.

-- Sebastian Seal, Novosibirsk, Siberia, 21 February 2010

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